Drown in your ooohs and awwws, darlings!
But Jar Jar represents something amazing in the world of storytelling. He proves that while manufactured love is magically strong in a reader/watcher, hate pounds the jeepers out of you. You feel it like a rock in your gut, like a Crucio from Bellatrix Lestrange. It's dark and twisting like that Venomy sludge that turns Spidey's suit black, and no matter what you do or how hard you try, you'll never get rid of it. It never dies. HE nevers dies. Jar Jar frickin' Binks. Hate made (storytime) flesh. In fact, I'm never saying 'hate' again. It will forever be 'jarjar.'
So, how do you create Jar Jar-sized jarjar in your book? Is it for your villain? How about an idea? Like Vice or Fate or Chance. We personify those all the time. Maybe it's the war within your MC. A battle to the death with a shapeless, jarjarful Jar Jar. *shiver*
In other, completely non-jarjar related news, the Cheetah got herself an AWARD! Yay! Dierdra over at A Storybook World has gifted us with the Powerful Woman Writer Award. Again, I say Yay! She does all her own art. Gorgeous! Check out her blog when you have a chance. Thanks, Dierdra. The tail's doing a happy dance right...now!