Monday, June 20, 2011

Green Lantern. Praising the narrator and tighty whities in 100 words!

The movie opens with back story explaining the existence of three thousand (plus) alien races and their Green Lanterns, super beings who wield the power of Will.
Which is green.
Ryan Reynolds plays Hal Jordan, a womanizing pilot with leftover trauma from his father’s death and who looks amazing in white boxer briefs. Jordan becomes a Green Lantern, bad things happen, and he’s forced to save Earth in a shining, skintight suit.
Which is green.
Geoffrey Rush’s narration lulls us into extraterrestrial dreamland, and I’m not a jewelry girl, but I’d accept one of those rings.
Which is…you know. ;)

That's it! We're in the countdown to summer, everyone, at least in my neck of the woods. Temperatures are scorching, but the rain's hanging around. Get ready for July. It's right around the corner!

Oh, and Crits for Water goes to the end of this month. Check it out for some last minute author and agent critiques and to give clean water to those who need it!


1 comment:

M.J. Fifield said...

Thank you for covering the most important part: how Ryan Reynolds looks in boxer briefs. =)